April 2010
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Someone gives you a few million dollars and tells...
Well if I get a few mil, I distribute at least 1.5 million to friends and family. Then, I travel the world before buying an apartment complex in New York to continue the the money coming in. Not sure where I’d settle down. It would all depend on what I liked in my traveling adventures. Ask me anything
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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What's one thing you wish you had invented?
Zebra cakes. Ask me anything
Apr 24th
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Have you had any sexual fantasies come true?
Two. I once made it while swimming in the Galapagos with dolphins and once while in a swing suspended under a helicopter above an active volcano. Ask me anything
Apr 24th
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If you could choose to be in ANY Broadway show...
I would be in any show opposite Daphne Ruben-Vega. To fulfill this fantasy, I also have to be an ENT because I want to cure her nodes. STOP SCREAMING, WOMAN! Ask me anything
Apr 24th
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Glee. Expound. Please.
My future employer. Obviously. Ask me anything
Apr 14th
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Will. You. Marry. Me?
Well. Eff. Ing. Duh! Ask me anything
Apr 14th
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Idina Menzel's vocal cords.
What are slightly overrated and made of crazy? Ask me anything
Apr 14th
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David Hasselhoff's performance in "Jekyll and...
What is the most horrific, bone-chilling noise known to man? Ask me anything
Apr 14th
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Seventeen inches.
What is half of my inseam? Ask me anything
Apr 14th
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The most overrated Broadway musical ever.
What is anything and everything written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Ask me anything
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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AlexKJenkins Sweats to the Oldies
What is the title of my latest work-out video in which I wear a French-cut leotard? Ask me anything
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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What movie could you watch over and over?
I know every sing line to Hocus Pocus, and I could watch it, Sister Acts I and II, and Grease at least once a week and be perfectly fine. Ask me anything
Apr 12th
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Haha clever answer below. Hm, what advice would...
I would say, “Young self, this is your old self. I know. It’s crazy, but don’t freak out. I just need to give you a quick piece of advice. Don’t do anything that I haven’t already done.” Then before now self could explain myself, now self would run off so that young self would always ponder what now self meant. I don’t know if young me would rethink or...
Apr 12th
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How are you so fantastic?
Let’s break down the word “FANTASTIC.” This can be done several ways. I will explore three. 1) FANTA-STIC: a) FANTA - that delicious drink that has varied pronunciations. b) STIC(k) - something you use to whack people across the head when they disagree with you. In this instance, I am “FANTASTIC” because I hate one of FANTA’s multiple pronunciations and will...
Apr 12th
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But why is a raven like a writing desk?
It’s quite simple if you think about it. Where does a raven build it’s nest? A tree. What are writing desks typically made of? Wood. What is a tree made of? Wood. What do you set atop a writing desk? Paper. What is a raven made of? Feathers. What is light like a feather? A piece paper. So paper sits atop a writing desk like a raven sits atop a tree. Nevertheless, they’re both...
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Are you gay?
I have two answers for this. 1) GAY [gey] -adjective having or showing a merry, lively mood YES 2) I am but straight north-north-west. When the wind is sourtherly I know a hawk from a hand-saw. Ask me anything
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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If you could go out with any Broadway star,...
Marlon Brando circa 1946, and why on God’s green earth not?! Ask me anything
Apr 11th
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What message would you want to put in a fortune...
“That wasn’t chicken.” Ask me anything
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
We had eight years of Bush and Cheney, Now you get... →
jimmyjosh: You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President. You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy. You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed. You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed. You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us. ...
Apr 1st
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